Recap - Thursday Aug 7th
Previously, the announcer gets in touch with his feminine side and tried to sound like the announcer from Bridezillas.... Jessie is a creep, Libra is a hag,
April and Keesha are dim, and Jerry is old. Who will be evicted... oh goody goody! Let's see!
Julie is resplendant in a shiny gold skirt and an off the shouder brown sweater.
April thinks that she has the votes to get rid of Memphis but there is a campaign to get rid of Jessie. Those who have the power are actually quite powerless
to quote the Julster. April felt good about Jerry not using the veto. Memphis declares his alliance as dead/
Libra and Keesha whisper about Jessie being bipolar... Libra then screams at the camera about it being time for Jessie to go... because of course she had
absolutely no mental issues. Now they are moaning about April and how fake she is. Keesha interviews that she tried to like April but that it doesn't work.
Libra goes on in the diary room about how horrible it is that April wants to leave Jessie in the house with her and Keesha.
Keesha lays out with Memphis who really seems like he doesn't care. He says that people are promising away their game. They don't know what Dan is
going to do,. Keesha tells Dan that she wants Jessie gone and if they don't get rid of him, that they'll all be in danger. Keesha and April are back in
the hippie room counting vote and America can rest assured that they can at least count to 4. Keesha realized that her only play was to go for Dan and Libra
warns her that they have to be prepared for WWIII when it all goes down.
Keesha goes to the red couch and asks Memphis to come with her to the hippie room and they discuss that they have to get Dan on their side. Dan joins them in
the hippie room and they get him to promise his vote. Libra and Keesha do a dance and Libra can't wait to see April's face.
In the yard, April talks to Jerry and tells him that she feels really like people are going behind her back and going to vote Jessie out. Jerry goes to approch
Dan and he mentions that April is concerned that Dan will turn on her. Jerry tells him that he has to keep his promise and vote for Memphis. Dan is noncommital
but Jerry takes it as a yes and runs back to tell April that she is good.
Dan is on the hammock and says that these people are crazy. He said that after this week, he's done because either way he votes he's going to be in
trouble. He looks at the camera and asks America for help and that since he gave Jessie at 17 second hug, we can at least make things easier for him.
Tomorrow is back to school and I really should be filling out all the forms and labling backpacks and binders... but out of love, here I am..... LOL
No Julie, I will not pay to watch this idiots…
Coach Dan's football team is watching and cheering him on.
He talks to Jessie about how it's time for camp. They interview some of his "kids" and they seem like good kids actually. They understand that he won't be there for the first practice. There is a lot of chest bumping and so on. His family is laughing at the 17 second hug that he gave Jessie. His mother thinks that he may have put himself in jeopardy by accepting America's challenge then they flash to suspicious houseguests wondering about America's Player.
Now we're in the living room for the live eviction. Julie asks Michelle if she has embraced the Unitard O Funk. She says she hates but knows she looks good in it and Julie agreed with her. Julie brings up the sad birthday singing to Keesha and asks if all has been forgiven and she says absolutely not. The audience asks why Libra the new mother turned down a letter from home and took the trip. She said that her hubby would have killed her if she passed up on the trip. In the meantime Michelle makes the worst face in the world and her eyes about roll out of her head. Libra rubs it in a bit more and then cut to commercial.
In the Diary Room, Julie talks to April. She asks about her relationship with Libra and Keesha. She think that the alliance is still there but that she doesn't trust them in light of how easy it would have been to let Michelle win since she had promised her and Ollie's safety. She said that Memphis has never approached her to try and save himself so she takes that as meaning he doesn't want to be there. Some talk about Ollie and how he is her best friend in the house.
Who will leave the house? They get one last chance to whine to stay.
Jessie wishes his dad a happy birthday. He says that he is a competitor and that he wants to stay.
Memphis says that if they don't think that keeping him will help them then don't vote for him. If they think that at sometime he'll be a help then they should vote for themselves and not the person next to him and keep him around.
Here we go:
Michelle is Jessie closest ally in the house - Memphis
Ollie is April's other half - Memphis
Jerry wants Memphis gone more than anything - Memphis
Libra has vowed to vote out Jessie no matter what, even if it ends her alliance - Jessie
1-3 Memphis
Is your TV ready for the big switch to HD? Julie is concerned and wants to make sure that you're hooked up.
Welcome back
Keesha is set on betraying April - Jessie
Renny's friendship with Keesha makes it a foregone conclusion - Jessie
America's vote will break the tie with Dan - America wants Jessie gone. Dan tells America, "good job"
4 votes to get rid of Jessie are in place.
By a vote of 4 to 3, Jessie? You're fired!
Oops! Wrong show.
Weak hugs all go all around the group. Jessie looks at Dan and tells him that it was his word. Michelle is about to break but goes and hugs Memphis because really he had the least to do with this. I might call and order BBAD just to see what happens tonight… HOLY CRAP!
Julie tells Jessie that he looked shocked. Jessie sounds like he's about to cry and said that it was Dan. He said he couldn't handle being in there for 2 months with people who don't keep their promises. His faith is rattled. Jessie tells her that he's not going to go there about being surprised. He says that there's nothing that he would do differently. They talk about his being called arrogant. Word association with Julie…
Jerry - good shape
Renny - was a trip the first week
Michelle - proud of her
Libra - Deviant (I think he means devious)
Time for the farewell montage:
Aprils messages that she's sorry and that if he leaves, it wasn't what she had planned.
Michelle vows personal revenge and that she'll miss him.
Memphis tells him that someone lied to him if he thought he was safe.
Libra tells him that she's glad to see him gone,
Keesha hopes he gets sleep and Renny says "sayonara".
Tomorrow she will tell him a surprise…which means that she'll tell him about America's Player. I hope that makes him feel better about Dan…. But I'm sure it won't.
Apparently last night, they woke everyone up with things recorded by people who wanted to torture the HGs with annoying messages. They kept playing it all night trying to keep them awake. Jerry managed to sleep through almost all of it. They sing some song about slop being good for them.
Guess what? The power is up for grabs! Tonights competition is called "rude awakenings". The questions will be based on the wake up calls. Who every gets the most right wins…they are T and F
Round 1 = all correct
Round 2 - Renny and Ollie are out
Round 3 - all but Libra and Michelle are still in
Round 4 - Michelle wins
Michelle is HOH. Y'all this is going to be a hell of week!
She tells that this is for Jessie and that she is going to get them. Wow! They look really horrified! It's totally worth it to listen to her for a week now. TOTALLY!
Time to talk to the HGs. Michelle waves her keys and yells again that it was for Jessie and she said that after the week she had with the Unitard O Funk that she deserves it. Memphis mumbles that it feels good to still be there. Jerry says that he loves being there and game on.
In a surprise competition one guest from each of the previous seasons will team up against the current houseguests. I look up in time to see the darling Amy from Season 3. Ohhhhh yeah!
We leave with Ollie trying to get in Michelle's ear and she makes it clear that she'll talk to him later….
Fireworks are going to happen. It's about freaking time!
